about this cake. which i will one day own and eat. even if it means proposing to a stranger on the street. i must have it.

I cleaned my parents' basement today and sorted our food storage. It took about 23 seconds. We have: 3 containers of dish soap 1 (small...

I forgot the part of the run home when I was attacked by 2 giant dogs who's owner just let them have at me. I think it added a little s...

I almost bought pepper spray today. I like to trust humans as a general rule, but you just never know what could happen... which is the pre...

BUT... every morning when I wake up I think, "Wait, let's snooze a couple of times (8-12)," and then when my snooze goes off f...

Ahoy. Dear people who don't read this blog anymore due to my somewhat *cough* lack of diligence in the past 14 *cough* months...? Ap...

W ork   H ot boy Y esterday’s house fire (small, but significant) I mmuno defficiencies (flu) A rrested development addiction M oving...

When I was a senior in high school I took a sewing class...no doubt to fill one of those purposeless artsy credit requirements set up by sch...

I would be the most awesome inventor if people would just stop coming up with my ideas before me. Example number one: Three years ago duri...

I have 4 very important orders of business to discuss. 1. I hate showering, this is a well known fact. I REALLY REALLY hate it, I'm ta...

Yes, this is coming late. I am aware of my behind the times-ness, okay? I would like to personally thank whomever the human being was who f...

I played with Mer's boys again for a little bit today. This was a highlight from craft time: Cam (age 5): Kai, don't eat those pur...

Next time I find a 15,000 dollar bill on the ground,  I know exactly what I'll be purchasing.

Today is the best day of my life. Want to know why? Because I am a girl, and today is the day I discovered that Target sells 98 different...

Guess what I ate for breakfast AND lunch AND dinner today?  That's right, my new favorite food.