reasonings

W ork 

H ot boy
Y esterday’s house fire (small, but significant)

I mmuno defficiencies (flu)

A rrested development addiction
M oving bedrooms

O ccasional exercise
N aps

B each vacation
L aziness
O ne or four weddings
G randma time

H ouse full of entertaining roommates
I lied about the hot boy
A small "trip" down my stairs and through my bedroom wall
T axes
U nreliable (meaning non-existent) internet situation
S chool