a. Nightmares
b. Homework
c. Dragons
d. Laun....hmmm? Sorry, what's that you say?
.....No, you've heard right, I just can't seem to get these demons out of my house! They are driving me crazy! But luckily I have found Dwaine.....whew!
Upon browsing through the local phone book this morning over a bowl of fruity pebbles (we have limited materials here, and reading during breakfast is a must for me), I came across this ad in the yellow pages:
You think I'm joking here...but no. This is a legitimate scan from section D.
Like I said, thank heaven above I found him. Besides, one never knows when a new cigarette lighter might be needed.
4 comments:
Dennis is afraid of Dragons.
Seriously....dragons are a huge problem of today. Thank goodness someone has this over-looked problem under control!
I think I'm going to have to call Dwaine.
N
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This is funny. I am so glad that you were scanning these ads as your morning reading material. Where are you right now? Are you still in Hawaii? I swear I ask you like everyday... without response. :(
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